Friday, May 27, 2005
Star Wars

_Lines from Star Wars that can be improved by replacing a word with "PANTS"_

1. the force is strong in my pants
2. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
3. Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
4. you came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
5. Pull up! All pants pull up!
6. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
7. Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!
8. The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.
9. In his pants you will find a new defination of pain and suffering.
10. That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
11. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
12. A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
13. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
14. Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
15. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
16. It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
17. Look at the size of those pants!
18. You knew my pants?
19. Search your pants, you know it to be true.
20. I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
JOANNA
10:50 AM

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